https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQSKPGmy0v0
Look at this dumbass singing the phrases of the K-Tor Hand Crank Power Generator and how it's good it was made in America by US STEEL or whatnot and how other countries are inferior at manufacturing and saying this at the same time! "For my test, I connected it to my iPad, and I cranked it for just about a minute, and I gained one percent on the battery meter!"
https://softidea.neocities.org/goodjob.png

The problem is not the slow cranking, the problem is the fact that people with mobility issues can't use it in ANY TYPE OF CRISIS WHATSOEVER!!!!! Because there's no clockwork mechanism, unlike with those old からくり dolls that would be extremely easy to implenet by a Japanese engineer in a K-Tor!

Look, this is a Japanese digital clock! Using clockwork! The irony! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc-hN_nWOrU

(Will update with more lousy All-American Engineeringâ„¢!)

I HAVE FINALLY UPDATED, okay this is a little late, but this music player is wind-up but not clockwork! It sucks because you can't RELAX and listen to music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99z6dBhONFc

OK LOL Boeing And Stranded NASA Astronauts!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2SWkWJdn5s (WHY?!? WHY IS AMERICA SO PATHETIC?!)

BOBBY GO TO YOUR ROOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PCDYZxnv_U