...and have the best hot dog in the world for only ¥2400, or TWENTY FOUR DAWLERS, because I round up ¥100 yen to ONE DAWLER because it's an easy way to think about Japanese money and it isn't worth considering the difference between Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealand, Singapore or Jamaican or even Liberian dollars because you're not a fiancial expert. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6n558JC4H6o

Yo man, he's an AMURICAN, but he had to flee the greatest country in the world because apparently, a secret organisation called the Ham And Dheese Purists Of America has absolutely no respect for the First Amendment of their country's constitution, and he's now country hopping because he's seeing ham in random places and it's freaking him out. Or maybe he just has full-blown schizophrenia. Actually, it's probably the latter. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OF-MpnVIod0

But one country he should never go to is Liberia, because it's THE MOST AMERICAN PART OF AFRICA, and he only wished he could experience a small taste of America in the most resource rich and ethnically diverse continent in the world and it's true that because we are humans, we should all GO BACK TO AFRICA BECAUSE HUMANS ARE FROM AFRICA, but, you know, HACPOA.

Oh, but I just told a group of people to just stay in their country but then just told the whole human race to go back to Africa and uh...

It wouldn't be like Japanese people are legally classified as not humans, are they? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_Australians

Uhhhh..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flora_and_Fauna_Act_myth